Farmville

John Liu invented Farmville because he can eat the crops produced by millions of pathetic facebook users.

He's ALWAYS right

"If John Lui tells me a number is wrong, I know its wrong"

-Adam F.

18 ways...

John Liu knows 18 ways to kill a man with a toothbrush.

This one is true...

When monsters go to sleep, they look under their bed for John Liu